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November 30, 2006

Running of the Jew at U.N.

Canadian heroes are taking on Borat 2

awesome, man

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borat's new math

American Badass + American Babewatch / SBC = Boycott video approaching 300 hits in < 2 days ... not bad for no real marketing. L'chaim

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November 29, 2006

thanks to the randomAiMmer who facilitated J sendoff and consequent 得到了dedaole

I see. This youtube is the rock i am slingshooting into the eye of the HollywoodJGoliath. Thx. Now on metacafe (ha i wrote 'face' instead of cafe) 2. Upstart Israeli u2b alternative that's been around a few years and ... well, i'v'n't heard of any 1.65 billion oxen flowing their way from certain googly-eyed formerly never-evil (incidentally contributing not so indirectly thru stock valu gains to the omletsplan)american giants. anyhue, i try them and add oil brothers and sisters!

The metacafe edition of Boycott Borat -- throw Baron Cohen down the well .

Boycott Borat -- Throw S.baron Cohen Down The Well - video powered by Metacafe

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November 28, 2006

MJ is live

Boycott Borat now appearing on youtube.

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November 27, 2006

Epistemological Choice

Happy thanksgiving. How banal it would be to observe that our psychology and culture, as well as soul and destiny, interact with our epistemological choices, at every moment.
Why seek better realETs? 4un4me. Divine suggestion.

Winter cold and dark, change frictions, and other challenges aside, ops procede auspiciously. Sh moving well (thx IE!). MdJ settling and performing exceedingly well (thx MdJ!), m restoring state & cleaning house (thx hash-m!). BB filming (good fun) complete, editting well under way (more fun), release tomorrow (how much fun?!)? Then site ... other org formalization...ZS (mission solicitation and completion) and other projects ...

L'chaim

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November 20, 2006

a useful idiot joins the fight against antisemitism

Sacha Baron Cohen is a Useful Idiot in the fight against antisemitism. Borat uses comedy to show how it's the same provincialism that causes both the antisemitism that still exists in the American heartland AND the war that the world hates, and hates Bush for.

No, stupid. Bush fights the Islamic fascists who sever Jewish heads for their version of Borat. He may have terrible diction and a terrible demeanor, and he may be guilty of all manner of other offenses, but even liberal Democratic former NYC mayor Ed Koch gives him due credit for the fact that he's clearly in the ANTI-ANTIsemitism camp, which is not always easy.

The KKK hates Bush. They accuse him of being under Jewish control. They love terror-facilitating “martyr” Rachel Corrie, and join with the Islamists. The BNP (British Neo-Nazis) loves Noam Chomsky every bit as much as Hugo Chavez does. London mayor Ken Livingston mocks Jewish journalists as being like concentration camp guards, and finds Palestinian terrorism quite understandable. Even America lost the Mohammed Cartoon wars, submitting to the intimidation and refraining from offending the sensibilities of people who like to sever heads and knock down buildings. Our universities continue to squelch even liberal Muslim dissent against the Islamist mainstream in Academia.

Indeed it would not have been as funny a movie if Sacha Baron Cohen interviewed some Muslims in Egypt, and they just slit his throat. What did denazification require in the WWII era? When did the American troops withdraw from Germany and Japan? Were we wrong or evil? Antisemitic? Please! Baron Cohen is like the Monty Python character Dennis Moore – stealing from the (reputationally) poor, and giving to the rich. Stupid bitch! Oh, but it made you rich. Guess that makes America stupid.

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it's ok; they're yawning!

ted koppel (on meet the press) thinks it's just fine and dandy that every Iranian from first-graders to politicians are compelled to chant "death to america!" ... because he's got videos that PROVE that many of them tend to yawn when they do this. (perhaps it takes a good "death to israel!" to really get the hate flowing to the point where you stop yawning)

both of our political parties are telling us, if by way of all manner of terribly failures, that they are not prepared to succeed either "the Democratic Way" or "the Republican Way", and the American people have listened to these messages, and replied that we would like to see some intelligent, brave, and honorable non-partisan candidates in office (giuliani-lieberman '08 :p). the republicans have not been competent in managing the war effort, at very least on the domestic PR front (Blair managed, last year when it was way too late, to clarify to Bush that his delivery needs work; of course the fact that Blair encounters the level of derision he does from London despite his clarity and principle reflects poorly on our fellow anglospherics), and the democrats have repeatedly and utterly failed to offer any remotely acceptable sort of alternative.

back at the home, even as some are worrying that liberal muslims aren't speaking out, others are busy ensuring ... that liberal muslims do not speak out.

the present generation is called upon to conduct another denazification. some of us would rather die. so shall we repeat the wwII way, this time perhaps with a nuclear daniel-pearl-harbor?

the '12 election, if not '08, will not be between democrat and republican, but rather, between the US president and OBL (or the Iranian Mullahs if we have been utterly stupid in failing to resolve those mfs, as it looks like we may). may we put a jfk-caliber president in the box by then. the crisis may well reach cuban missile levels, and beyond...

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November 19, 2006

welcome to mirAJ

an early collaborator and persistent explorer in mountaintop retrieval, reunited at delightful dinner with legalparis et al friday nite.

ah, the halycyonanon days before steve colbert, when we just raged along with the machine

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November 16, 2006

jimmy wales, (shang)chai5

all in all ur justa ... nother brick in the great ^firewall

mountaindjew lodging @ base; gno-shtic iron warming nicely in prep for the eggs

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Boycott Borat letter to Vet2 with some edits

Chai,

As a Southpark Jew, I can handle outrageous humor, and delight in the EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY shit-flinging (and mock-antisemitism) that Southpark has mastered. We (Americans, Jews, people in general) need self-mockery if only to better understand ourselves. We also can sometimes benefit from a little sobriety about certain things. For example, America, "land of the Free, home of the Brave," is exposing brave young men and women to death in prosecuting a war against totalitarian Islamists, brazen Jew-beheaders, and their friends. We are facing ideological leaders like OBL, some other stupid Mullahfuckahs, Wahabbis, Salafists, and various tyrants that work with them. This is a long and ugly war that Vichier parts of the world shy away from. This is also an America that at home is not as Brave as we should be, having passed a critical juncture in LOSING the cheesy Danish cartoon wars. (see southpark season 10.) And Kerry is not in power, but what's the Dem position on the war? At least Lieberman won, baruch hash-m.

If the wars we lost were not limited to cartoons, some "jokes" would lose their sense of humor.

Even pro-bush columnists had so much of a laugh at SBC's Borat that they could not help but hallucinate that they saw Southpark-style even-handed satire, and they gave it a nod. And I ALMOST did too! But Borat is no Southpark. SBC's agenda is made all too clear in the rodeo scene, where he mocks Bush and the Iraq war as being the kind of irrational, hateful, destructive, hair-brained scheme worthy of third world barbarians. He never comes close to mocking the politics of the (often viciously antisemitic, like Karl Marx [and that link is to a "historical revisionist" nazi-symp site!]) transnational progressive , UN-loving, America-skeptical academic and media intelligensia. (And Borat has a great relationship with blacks!?) If he left it at that, I would just write SBC off as yet another gifted Useful Idiot, like many Jews and not few non-Jews in these parts. But there's another element in this Idiot routine that makes him uncommonly Useful -- he adds to the trash-talking of America a more bold form of the Southpark-style parody of antisemitism. While he can bear a fat man's package on his face, his package SHOULD BE too much for us to bear at face value, and it's just Kinkier-than-thou jackass machismo that makes some of us think otherwise. Basically we have a Cambridge-educated British aristocrat Jew (a Baron and a Cohen!) putting his privates in some down-home
American pie for shits and giggles, and whinging about Judenhass, and laughing all the way to the bank. With Jews like these, who needs David Duke*? SBC is selling out America AND selling out ANTI-ANTI-semitism, and we are either too confused and shocked and humiliated, or too busy laughing and crying, to understand the situation and examine it with some sobriety in addition to our funny bone. SBC, who does not leave the Borat character even on talk shows, is a Silent Butt Contageon, and I will not sit idly until I am choked by the blowback. Forget "the Jews" -- I say we throw SBC down the well!

I hope the Southpark guys give him his due thrashing, but until then, we have ... Boycott Borat: coming soon to a youtube near you.
We can't beat his huge war chest, but if we act swiftly, we can raise awareness and perhaps force settlement by way of a Bowie-mediated
... walkoff.

Best,
MDJ

* the former KKK-leader, sometimes politician, and Rachel Corrie fan, who is lately teaching Ukraine how to do more effective antisemitism

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my pet tree

"bodhi" is just opposite the cougar(?) statue along the eastern hemisphere of the central park bike path. in the british sci-fi show that began in 11/63, "bring the marines" was code for S-O-S.

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November 15, 2006

Pajamas Media

These neomensches were Masters of blog Ceremony since that first telephone call requesting help

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November 14, 2006

2dos [no peeking]

yidan: (what if i'm just talking 2 myself, and using the omniplog 2 scribble on. Then it's voyeuristic of u 2 b peeping innomynd like that! And it would be all too tiresome and counterproductive to continue to do so, so please go away *in good conscience* and spirit!)

shanghai apt. move;

da mdj zhifang, can we say that this is zensansible in principle but explicitly & formally invalid because still need more proof of (financial parts of) concept b4 can in good conscience expose U 2 financial risk. We'll mutually extend trust & effort towards formal soon.

[and i would never have posted this; it's just ... chai x jiaolai (zang)he measures.]

rd;
xxxxx
nh:
nudaism nm cheerfully and by daily choice... mj nm AiMm ^D^sire the fire, focused, kewl, chai. omnip.

by 11/25/2006:
- bb short(s);
by 12/25/2006:
- zs short.
zs bizdev site link, w/ revenue mechanism.
Deep web identity: 2d liee, myspace, ...
Search strategy?;

by 3/2007 have in place:
additional movies & customers
additional websites;
announce ep?;
- $$

jfk-style pres 42+6 nian l8r.

xxxxx
10 mudi 4 year;?

schedule – ritlist; [eaten by an australopithecine]
calendar – billpays etc [etc]
emails; sc, tr, dg, shnewm, ...
plans: bb, zs, op, ep, (generic, ep, bm, 3ps, ... ot, sz, ....;
when meetings?;

s-t goal calendar;
biz plan;

domains;
interns ? Ppl 2 help in entertaining uplifting & meaningful borat-type movie/stunts work;

shanghai apt. move;

ebay chinbar, zenglass

subsidiary ppl emails--;

cln apt;
filing sys;
buy desktop;
virtual tipjar statement;
ruth;
24th prcnct on 100th;

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Do Jweu Believe in....

sant mat? EnlitenminT?
(a new brand of breathmints that gives you the spiritual energy to help u lose weight and stay focused and happy. )
bboy product placeMinT (moveable type)?

061110.odt when it's 0611140820 wibe (m,live,omniplogtime)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Scanner_Darkly
“Seven years from now everything you do will be recorded.”

“'I don't know what I was doing,' they said, 'I just ^cheng m name^ and eye chad 2 doit!'”

The best song I ever learned in those few years of yute when I tried my jitashou was a spanish guitar imitation that sounded plausible to the untrained ear but could be played by as normal a novice as mois.

heckler: “yeah, groucho marx's politix, karl marx's wit, n karl rove's looks!” with the adherence-to-principle of Woody Allen. :p

even when ur lucid dreaming, u play the game (iron) lion kaplan described hask-m as playing -- the “not in complete control” game.

dumping me(av+mediafiles&networks)diaJ will be 'indulgent ':p ; this is still just 'thorough';

what's in my external world is like what's in your fantaCbrain, and what's in your external world is like what's in my fantaCbrain.

Aha! A gno-stick ironJ :p
(and to be *tra klearklear klearklear , please, I'm ask ya ask ya ask ya ask ya ....K please K please K please K please ... demiurge ain't heavy, he's my human beatbox)
{ewe gotta compose a “shtick 'em” memorial. Aye'll xie ta on a “things 2 do in heave_ “ list, and shtick it in the Great Wall of Jangjeng, & shtick that in ur pipe n smoke if u got }

The original meaning of 'heresy' - denoting 'those who have made a choice'[citation needed] - possessed no derogatory or negative connotations common in the modern sense: it was purely adjectival.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentianism

If "Reality is that ... whitch, when ... you stop believing in it, ... doesn't ... ^goa ... way^" ... then all it takes is clump of general concern that other people might not stop believing in it ... and when t2o ppls' i's meet, truth slips into power. And why not play into better Real Li Tea. Does it matter whether Gustav was joking, as long as his houses are sturdy.

thx 2 my stuy wrestling coaches: dp w/ the plyometrics, , jrob hardcore, ben3jia1 with the crystals, _o – the real deal! chai5!

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editations on leaving dis -b-abylon

if fulfillment did not at times seem a zero-sum game, hai woodbee lo.
Even the buddha at times needed a spark to inspire his performance.
So put your lighters on and sway them in the air, and give me some sparks!

A Co-dvd Legal Advisor revised “mad” judgment (which was reversal of initial “lihai!” judgment upon in-person presentation of early version of omletsplan), to warning of sanity high-wire-act, which we bear in mind 2 stay grounded (keep r feet on the ground as we stick r head up to peer though the clouds, even as They kvetch "butt datz naut pawsible!"). [and heck, so many normative measures already "transdimensionally true" that sobriety is so firmly grounded in fantasy that can sometimes get away with public sobriety.] but acts in manner that humors it, as most friends tend to, and just asked “what if fail?” A fine question, better than what some of those who wish to see m eat crow *don't even dare* ask. (No offense to loyal lurkers.) I said "I can handle pretty much anything foreseeable and baruch hash-m the un4Cable 3" betterGeng4hao3 Answer is: Success is already achieved, and it's the Dao! The "f" wird is impossible. Eye keep adjusting. Napoleon Hill couldn't fail. Even as he plowed through three marriages, many careers, some tragedies, and even a retreat from an all-too-credible death threat (these gangsters had already killed his business partner), his life was, innominyubristicopinion, a _^_assive success! “There is no failure; there's only feedback!”-nlp “Nothing is ever failure until it's accepted as failure”-nh git up off yo ass boy!- what might often be said in many baptist churches. we r all successes and failures, and can all be judged so depending on such a fickle matter as "public perception." we r truly r own judges. we look g-d in the eye, knowing that sHe, and the gang all sitting there in heaven, knows all, and we do what's write, which includes a lot of atonement because we're still gonna "fail" too. So as the first line of the Dao De Jing (or "book of getting off on the beaten path") does not read: the hash-m we can smoke out is not the true hash-m.

ask-oses says (clinical depression must be treated by the appropriate means and) “depression is always a sin” and my BBC Mysteries of Religion DVD set's Buddhism volume says Buddhism may be more a mind science, like a form of psychology, than a religion. bollucks. they don't see that all traditional religions were meant at least in part to address the function that "therapy" fulfills, and it was just as societies break away from the traditional religion that you get radicals like Freud taking "yetzer hara" , "_ensche", and man, and counching them as "id" "superego" and "ego", and getting rewards from gentiles and Jews alike, bewildered by the Jewish awards and selling the J downstream. The reform kids stand atop the shoulders of the conservative adults, and should show respect as commanded (because it's usually the former [rk] who r mistaken).

It's entirely understandable why Baron Cohen acts this way. It stems from positive intentions! His intention is to say to Abdul (the on-the-fence Muslims) "Look, we're your friends. You, me, we are the same. And hey, we find those wacky Americans a bit pushy too. Don't worry, we're trying to get them to chill, and achieving gradual success. In the meantime, can you be chill with us and maybe even try learning a few things from those wacky Americans too, bro?"

Noble for a Brit Jeux, but，truly sorry Sacha， we Loyal American Joos must say: f'koff. Do I lose your back in case of friction with Abdul because you lose my back in case of friction with Duke? Well, let's just all b kewl about this, right, bcause we're ALL in this 2gether. "an' my dvar torah is so fresh"

Co-dvd & PArtyMasterParis both wisely advised to retain the initial good cheer thru BoycottBorat. Of course, bros! we're here 2 sheare cheare! (MdJ gave excellent endorsement and production proposal, which suggest first Op vid release should b BB, and should be out next wk(!)) Indeed I am a tie-in / sequel, and must keep the audiences amused! :p U a-used yet? We aint' hawdly git stawted ;)

Follow on work can demonstrate that our highbrow messy Op antics are at least competitive w/ sbc, and worthy of Livestment. May prior understanding of the dynamics of the situation neither diminish the legitimacy of BB critique nor challenge earnestness.

co-dvd suggested m like "the Karl Rove of MJ":p I had dscribed b4 as the test-tube love-child of "Karl Rove & Karl Marks" but that was 2 deprecatingly hyperbolic & really m more test-tube love-child of "Karl Marks, Karl Rove, and Groucho Marks!" :p so hypersynthetic as to be totally fake? lazily unrealistic? so unusual as to be otherwhirldly? eccentric? a free spirit? artistic? clever? cute? kewl?

The holy men of which religious approach (not Religion, but which style of engaging it) are most happy and chai 为活?

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meditations on History channel

find the vital optimism (or “spirit”[=jing1shen2= spermgod!] or “inner child” or “passion” or “exhuberance” or “Goog” or “ohmy!” or whatevertheheckuwannajiaota) u once had and remember how to truly *play* your way thru life, at *least* to the extent it is prudent. (and if u forget how to do it even in the bedroom, ur relationship will deteriorate.)

we don't know the name of the guy who had unlimited authority and budget to build the manhattan project. Heckuva job tho.

the faithful religious person considers that YOU are the one who is not pragmatic.

When hillel or ayn rand says: “start with selfishness,” and people scorn their greed, these people who scorn should rather consider the audiences to which the rabbi / philosauthor wir talking 2:
good kind folks who just didn't know what to do with themselves ... the kind of folks who these days would go seek psychological counseling or take some other bold measure to offer direction and focus to their life. These kind folks are not the ones who need to be told to be more “selfless” (creatively giving, or “if i am only 4 me, what am i?” [part 2 of hillel's awesome formula]). They are the ones who need to be told to take care of themselves, fulfill their responsibilities and do an exemplary job just where they are (“act locally”), “if u r not 4 urself / don't ask a nanny state to wipe your butt”. It's the cock-sure m-fs out THERE (not us, ur friends, dearh!{that's meant to contain the condescension of "duh!" instantly transformed into the affectionate "dear!" with the "h" to remind the conversant that there is content feedback, in addition to emotion, being conveyed}) who need to be taught “selfless” creative giving, i.e., ethical capitalism, or one among the productive, pragmatic interpretations of “socializme”. And the way to teach them is not with words, but with deeds! (i.e., communication (not preaching), commercial exchange, and diplomatic relations) Hypocritically preaching selflessness (i.e., putting word before deed) is somewhere between the song of the tax man and the song of the thief. No woman worth her salt gives it up for a man who Asks for it.
Then the practical details follow “hurry up! No time like the present! “If not now, when?” {If not me, who?} mbmThey said'It's the music!^^^'”

they suggest there r too many UFOs that do too funky things by too many reliable sources to trivialize them (as Nasa and others do as a matter of policy). so perhaps we r as native tribesmen. i met a raellian in HK. remember them from the human cloning scam? they had a clever scheme -- believe the aliens are waiting to help us, but we've gotta chill out before they'll come down and deliver the next wave of kewl gear.

what 2 call “an excess propensity to conbine things which don't beling 2gether “? Messy overgenerally semantic antics?

Some phone phreak; some ... op

In 1973, between the birth of my bro & me, something shocking happened on the streets of NYC.
A man did something that had people stopping in their tracks and shouting in amazement. He talked ...
into his phone! Now it's whole new technologies we incorporate into out lives and then instantly take for granted. We must wonder a bit more, and please only a bit – let's not get self-indulgent now. Even if u don't just WANT 2 do it, u will find the competitive marketplace increasingly DEMANDS what i heard some author a few months ago describe this 21st century interpretation of American manhood as “childlikeness” ( i.e., as opposed to childishness). We r moving to minds that re-iterate like computers if only to save mental space to do the wondering we need to do to remain human. So it's not just wonder, but wonder in conjunction with a good accelerated learning / lifelong learning program.
(Mormon success may owe much to this kind of application of the “first things first” principle, and the “wonder” of “silly” religious activities is, under the right circumstances, a nontrivial pragmatic device.)

The next generation of networks will make it kewl to have virtual presences in the form of a remote robot-with-camera&mic that transmits the robot's view&sound environment to your proximate video display (in your zenglasses?+headphones), and you have simple commands to make the robot roll forward, or rotate wheels&face left or right, and of course you can also transmit your voice and view to them (the people around your robovitar). Kewl desu ne! I guess I should get a head-start by commissioning a 2d Lie shop that designs and sells robovitar avatars 4 the vir2all whirld, whith the understanding that sumdei these robovitar avitars whill bcum genuine robovitars irl! :P And then there's robovitar rights, 4 when the robovitars get in fights, & soon the robovitars will need us as we need plants.

The reason i want to hang with old people is because they know what's what and they r willing to tell u, but they'll only tell you when they're asked.

was not paying attention during the last bit where they explained y the next gen phone networks will save the world.

Ah the whirld 2 cum israel

Nice job, jistory jannel.

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Muslim hits nail on SBC's Jhead

I googled "boycott borat" and found what seems to be an encouragingly self-critical Australian muslim discussion forum site, wherein a member named "Rutger" points out the critical scene that is never counterbalanced, and only accentuated, elsewhere in the film:

Nov 14 2006, 12:46 AM

The fictional charachter is [anti-semitic], the real life actor isn't and I believe Sacha reveals his political persausion, in a satirical way, at the rodeo...

"My Name is Borat, I come from Kazakhstan"
*Small applause*
"Can I say at first, we support your war of terror"
*Loud cheer*
"May we show our support for the boys in Iraq"
*Massive cheer*
"May the US and A kill every single terrorist"
*Massive cheer*
"May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman and child of Iraq"
*Cheer starts loud but dies fairly quickly*
"May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert"
*Small cheer starts but quickly becomes polite clapping*

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November 13, 2006

Sacha Baron Cohen, J'accuse! an open letter to Linda Stein and a Southpark Jew 's call to Boycott Borat

Dear Ms. Stein,

I am launching a campaign to challenge Borat from the perspective of the Jewish American Southpark-fan.

America already lost the (muhammad) cartoon wars (see Southpark Season 10, and sadly this joke is all too REAL). Now we are supposed to smile as a British Jewish aristocrat, during this REAL time of war, enriches himself via a deceptive, gross, hurtful, and ONE-SIDED suggestion (in comic form for easy digestion) that American influence has no moral basis because America is fundamentally as bloodthirsty, irrational, racist, sexist, and antisemitic as her adversaries.

And THIS is the platform on which Barron Von Kohain stands to deliver his sermon (again in comic form) on the ills of antisemitism! The KKK could not have made a better pitch! Cartman would (and hopefully will) have a field-day with this one! Jews like him ... DESERVE to be thrown down a well! But we are too civilized, and merely demand atonement.

My authority to make such bold pronouncements is not because I am a victim nor a person of any relevant honor, but rather because it's so clear to me that I am only a hair's breadth away from being as misguided as he is!

Who is Theo Van Gogh anyway? Is Terror effective? Against whom should (and does) Hollywood have a V-endetta? May we bring back the true Wonder Woman and Superman! (Such is the AiMm of my Jhead and related Ops for a new era founded upon the teachings of Napoleon Hill.)

Ms. Stein, I request your nod of approval for this campaign, and whatever additional comments you care to share.

Sincerely,
M David Jacobson

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Sacha Baron Cohen, J'accuse! an open letter to Commentary Magazine and a Southpark Jew 's call to Boycott Borat

Sacha Baron Cohen, you are a traitor of Zion, and you deserves to be thrown down a well (but a boycott and expression of true repentance should suffice), lest we make our REAL adversaries (the David Dukes, Mel Gibsons, Mahathir Mohammeds, Osama Bin Ladens and Mahmud Ahmadinejads) right!

To the Editors of Commentary Magazine:

Baron Cohen is a British Jewish aristocrat who came to America to take a serious position, deriding Bush, the war, and the heartland folk who send their children to fight the war. In the Borat movie, he is deriding Americans as a bunch of bloodthirsty hillbillies who are no more civil than the headchopping neo-nazi Islamists who we are fighting. And it is in this context that he is making a statement about the irrationality and stupidity of common anti-semitism! While he shoves others toward the gas chamber, the scimitar, and the dirty bomb, he is laughing all the way to his 8-figure bank account.

He is using deception and shock-comedy to achieve his objective. His masks are so effective that some of our clearest thinkers have so far failed to see through his vicious hoax. (This is why it's particularly pernicious!) I don't care about how he shocks and offends relentlessly; I am a loyal fan of Southpark's *equal-opportunity* shock-humor; I would not be offended to be called a "Southpark Jew"! Some wise reviewers need to take off their rose-colored glasses and see the Barren Kohain's shits and giggles for the shite they are. We imagined (I was initially deceived too) a Southpark-like even-handedness that was not in fact present in this movie. When it comes down to it, the disgraceful Stadium scene was not remotely counterbalanced.

I know Southpark! I've smoked with Southpark! And let me tell you ...Borat is NO Southpark!

the Boycott Borat campaign...
[Beat on Borat with a Southpark Bat...]
coming soon to boycottborat.com and other new and old media near you

What is Commentary's position on this matter?

Respectfully and sincerely,
M David Jacobson
http://www.mattjacobson.com

Posted by matt at 09:34 AM | Comments (0)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker will lay waste to SBC, hash-m willing

May we soon see a Southpark episode that pillaries Borat on account of its unsouthparkly *One-sided!* (and therefore *serious*) brat-Left rant.

And they might also pillory the *"right-wing"* (or even the dreaded "neo-con") pundits who FAILED to see through the Cohenspiracy :p

Surely a story *based on* a crackerjackassed realityplay shockomedy (that's grossed over $100 mil already! and how frickin little did that cost?!) provides more than ample fodder for Southpark-quality *equal opportunity* cartoon shockomedy. And perhaps they might even manufacture (in cartoon form) Borat meetings with ass-a-fist pacifists (ala brainterminal.com or protestwarrior.com) or antisemites of the Academy, to finish the balancing job that Baron Cohen owes us.

Well, until they do, I'm carrying the campaign forward. (this blog, letters, comments on blogs, a myspace boycottborat page, and video clips and other media soon enough (chai5 2 MdJ & other members of the film crew ;)).

Wow, if I manage to earn personal mockery in a Southpark episode, I can rest in peace! :p

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November 12, 2006

Laughing all the way to the Gas Chamber: Triumph des Willens of a Barren Kohain named Sacha, comments on BoRAT

Triumph des Willens of a Barron .von. Kohain named Sacha, a film review of BoRAT.*

I smell the B.O. of a stainless steel RAT! I saw the film “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” the other night, and indeed I still STINK of it. And ... J'accuse: -- Sacha Baron Cohen is a Traitor of Zion.

Congratulations Sacha Baron Cohen! You have become a virtuoso of the “fake it until you make it” principle! You are the master actor-cum** -stuntman-cum-social-philosopher-king of the WORLD! Your masterpiece of tragedy has been delivered and swallowed as a masterpiece of comedy. You faked “B”eing “o'Rat” and now you have transcended humanity and become a transcendent rat being! And lest this chocolate-wrapped shit that America swallowed whole to the tune of $20+ million by the first weekend result in even more unnecessary poisonous digestion, I must enlist as the vomit-inducing finger in the throat.

Whose gull? Not just you Mrs. Garrison-Wachowski, of the V for Vendetta” (against whom, and to achieve what?) school of film production (or Twentieth Century Fox, to be directly relevant to this particular case). Not just Siskel & Roper or rotten tomatoes or whoever does film crit for the mainstream these days. Not just you John Podhoretz (loyal general who we rely on, so when you let us down, as you have in this case, it hurts so much more). Not just the millions of Americans forking over $10 a head to see this trash. But Meeeee! I liked it! I loved it! I knew I would love it before I saw a preview! And when I saw the previews! And when I saw the talk show appearances where you were so kewl you appeared IN CHARACTER! I had a great time watching the actual final movie product, and enjoyed many deep laughs, if tempered with shock, disgust, awe, amazement, and a few angles of philosophical and social inquiry. It took me a day or two before I realized the bad taste one stream of inquiry left in my mouth was the taste of the mass of shit that is the stuff of this piece of cinema that's so well and so thoroughly wrapped in humor, shock&awe, and other flavors that it is making it ever further into America's guts.

But not anymore. I accuse you, Sacha Baron Cohen, of letting out of the bag, by “B”eing, the RAT of legitimate Judenhass.

What's happening here?

Get up close and Smell the shit in those roses! The shit is that this well-bred British Aristocrat (a gentleman and a scholar, a Baron and Kohain all in one Sacha!, and not the first in his family to achieve fame...) Jew has come to America, fraudulently appropriated Diplomatic Immunity [hat tip: Sr. Auth J], of the social if not legal variety, and used it to mock, as a bunch of stupid ignorant bloodthirsty racist idiots of no greater virtue than that of neo-Nazi Islamic states America is trying to bring in line with civilized humanity, the very American Heartland that supports the War that America is prosecuting against the neo-Nazi branch of Islam. This cunt of a wanna-be Jew has shit in the chicken soup of the Jews' BEST FRIENDS, mocked and scorned them with great contempt, whinging about anti-Semitism all the way to Mammon!

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A few years ago, a stupid and horizontally-challenged white man named Michael Moore composed a political polemic and propaganda hit-piece called Fahrenheit 9-11. Hollywood released it in time for the 2004 election season. Hollywood and the Democratic Party publicly endorsed and embraced the chief public advocate of the position that “there is no terrorist threat” (Q.E.D. -- Bush is a traitor who manufactured the War to enrich his cronies with reckless disregard for American lives and expense). Nobody was so foolish as to think that the significance of this set of events could be encapsulated by two film critics offering a thumbs-up or thumbs-down on cinematography, drama, and comedic devices. But our public consciousness is limited, and after America expressed her film critique in the form of the 2004 Bush re-election, we quickly put that dumb fat-ass and the unqualified endorsements he had received into “long-dead past” section of our collective memory banks.

As of November 4, America has been enjoying another cinematic bitchslap, this time with potentially greater impact. This assault is so deftly wrapped in comedy that even before the response comes, it is not clear our antennae are wired to grasp that it is far more significant than most matters that are left to the thumbs-up/thumbs-down guys. This bitchslap and its consequences represent a tectonic shift of more significance than most announcements by politicians, military moves, and even many election outcomes.

The Event was this: A European Jew named Sacha Baron Cohen came over here, defecated in America's chicken soup, and, laughed all the way to the boobutube, the big screen, and the bank.
He did this backed by Twentieth Century Fox and a considerable portion of the US public including many of those whose job it is to recognize and warn us of such things.

“Defecated in America's chicken soup”?

Stunts like public lewdness? So what – maybe that might have shocked and embarrassed a few people. No big deal. I had the impression that this film's displays of full frontal (and all too much rear) male nudity exceed the bounds of what normally makes it to the big screen, but this aspect of the film's putative excess is difficult to say definitively. The jocular celebration of rape, murder, incest, pedophilia, etc., is, by the standards of 2006 America, cute, but so common it is fairly banal. The fact that Cohen poked fun at several individuals and a few groups is interesting but not that noteworthy. What was new, and what may come to be seen as revolutionary, is the *manner* in which he poked fun, his choice of targets, and the consequences to him.

A major attraction of Borat is Cohen's use of the realityplay, a format whose dramatic realism and thrifty production has enabled it to seize a big chunk of tv viewership in recent years. For the most part, Borat does not use actors. Instead, Cohen used a forged diplomatic identity (as a diplomat from the REAL nation of Kazakhstan), to achieve diplomatic immunity (not “legal” immunity, but social immunity from criticism in the form of a great bias toward “tolerance of cultural differences”) to push the buttons of his targets, and expose their excesses and silly or offensive idiosyncrasies. He also used a production team that claimed it was from Belarus to obtained release signatures from targets, some of whom are now complaining and seeking legal recourse for their public mistreatment and the consequences for their lives.

Many of his targets are only prodded in a trivial manner. When Cohen deliberately escapes the humor coach's attempts to help him be funny, that's just silly and amusing. When he provokes the feminists with an assertion that women have small brains, so what – they may be peeved at the time, but after they discover that the provocateur was really just the Alan Funt of our day, and they were on Candid Camera all along, they can have a chuckle and go back to business as usual. In fact, according to this review, the feminist artist Stein remains unsatisfied, and quite reasonably expects Cohen to buy one of her works. Why didn't he target the hypocrites of the Ivory Tower and the intelligentsia? Is not the vicious anti-semitism and bloodlust of the Academy and the “pacifist” left worthy of his satire? Are such topics too clever for his audience, or is that just hitting too close to home?

“Whaaaaa! Whaaaaa!” the subtext whines about all the groundless antisemitism everywhere (in the US as well as in Kazakhstan, which happens to be a fairly enlightened and interesting country), as the British Jewish aristocrat is busy showing the deep-seated ignorant bigotry of frat boys and rodeo men, and telling a stadium full of people that Bush is engaged in a war OF terror, and suggesting that the US wants to “drink the blood” of all Iraqis. I seem to recall an award-winning British cartoon depicting Sharon eating babies, and Arab cartoons and TV serials depict Jews drinking human blood. Now such a gross excesses as the blood libel is wantonly shoved in the face of ... Israel's staunchest defender.

The US already lost the cartoon wars. Now we have foreign Jews bitchslapping us on account of the war, and making money off it. Can we investigate these rather serious matters with the human Mr. Cohen? Apparently the human is buried too deep in the artifice, and his appearances on talk shows are only additional Borat performances, rather than mano-a-mano sober discussions with the human behind it. Cohen takes no position outside his art. Is that right? Is that fair? What does it portend?

Perhaps nothing. Perhaps life imitates art, and what Cohen is helping breathe to life is an American heartland that does take offense when a British Jewish aristocrat shits in their stew for shits and giggles, and some people will begin to reconsider how open and tolerant America should be to certain depraved ingrates.

We are in the age of (increasingly) cheap digital cameras, easy internet uploads and downloads, and now we have seen that low budget modular realityplay stuntwork (combined with by-any-means-necessary release assent) is a viable business, perhaps even career, perhaps even lifestyle option.

The ass in face may offer another subtextual statement: All you young punks: You think you can do this? You think it's just balls and not just cleverness and you got the balls to do this? Well it's mostly cleverness, but if we are just to address the matter of balls ... when you have the balls to have a hairy fat mail ass squashed on your face on camera, then you can consider that you MIGHT have the Jackass balls for this line of work!

Butt, I bet there were a few kids out there who read the tea-leaves, and saw through the bagged pamela anderson, and are ready to join the BoRAT pack. I know of one man who is ready to take it to the next level, merging his “in real life” identity into a story much more fantastic and significant than even the story of a Kazah diplomat's messy American antics. An M David J who considers that .... ....

Senior Authority suggested we might initiate a boycott of this movie, and I was not willing to do so, but after a day's consideration I must concur: Don't pay for this movie! Read these critiques linked herein and below. See these clips online if you must. We must throw Jews like these down the well, lest the David Dukes of the world throw us down the well, *in good conscience.*

Frankly, Mr. Cohen, you can suck my balls, on camera for display to the whole world! And you probably would, you g-damn funny-like-Daniel-Pearl-Harbor post-Jewish nihilist Jackass! Like me!! I have already entered my true identity as MDavidJ in part to serve as a living reply to your Cultural Learnings. Or may I say G-d Bless you for Offering Yourself as the Scapegoat who DESERVES IT!! AND I HEREBY JOIN YOU, and D-sire the FIRE!

The Jewish Problem:

What Jewish problem? Some submit to ignorance or deliberately put their heads in the sand. Others say that those born to a Jewish background tend to excel in whatever enterprise they set themselves to. Others look at Jewish values and how the Jews wrote THE BOOK and live into it, and how, at his scientific/historical best, Jesus represents the proper Jew who transcends the bureaucracy to take such a bold stand for core values that he is sure to face resistance so strong he will have to give his life for it, and how Islam, Marxism, and Nazism too are modeled on (and/or against) Judaism, and marvel. Still others say something else:

If the best proof for Hash-m's existence is the continued existence (not to mention influence) of Jews, this means the Jews are indeed Chosen. Chosenness, as manifested in existence (and perhaps disproportionate" influence) is power. Power entails responsibility. If Chosenness is used irresponsibly ... it's not 2 kewl.

Relevant Observations:

Southpark uses anti-semitism to mock antisemitism, while it also mocks the sacred cows on all parts of the epistemological spectrum. Stone and Parker are honest brokers of gross entertainment. With the Stadium scene (and many others to support it (the fraternity, the church, etc.), and none to mitigate it (John Podhoretz and others' hallucinated counterbalances notwithstanding), this film must be considered a serious assault in the form of derisive mockery mixed with grossness, Jackass stunts, and a shoestring plot. BC wouldn't dare make fun of blacks, or even of feminists – he just challenged their sensibilities; he did not, as the feminist artist Stein actually legitimately complained that he should, challenge the hypocrisy of the intelligentsia. I do not know exactly how a scene with Borat and some ass-a-fist pacifists could have been made most comical and consistent, but since the Stadium scene was shown with none to counterbalance it, there's no questioning the "serious", and disgusting, statement that BC's Borat is making.

Jon Stewart, West Wing, Al Franken, Man of the Year, not to mention Karl Marx and Noam Chomsky, are also all Jewish heroes in their own minds, leaving reality way behind to self-righteously mock various straw men. (Martial Judaism is the antidote to them too.) But at least THEY don't cry "Scapegoat"!

Reviews worth reviewing:

On BC's butterfly "Buzz" that may effect a Blowback:
http://www.calendarlive.com/printedition/calendar/cl-et-buzz4nov04,0,3241453.story?coll=cl-calendar

Simple statements of Borat's bad humor:
http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/11/06/131628.php
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1161544/reviews.php?critic=columns&sortby=default&page=3&rid=1555355

Additional Background:

NYTimes downplayed the Holocaust because Sulzberger was somewhere between a traitor and a coward, and in either case a rat the likes of which NYers of those Times and these should throw down a well.

This piece is mostly about the Jews' Jewish Problem, but here's some >moron the world's ewishJ-igid oblemPr-igid

wild tangents:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Jeffrey_Eugenides
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susanna_Kaysen
Islam opposes antisemitism,
but what does it say about dhimmitude
http://www.amazon.com/Infinite-Jest-David-Foster-Wallace/dp/0316921173
peace in our time, Juice! Juice! Juice!
vs.
We do not accept! We Will not PERMIT!
wild understatement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
in buddy li's genes
like kraftwerk
but an American Jewish Pi Dream Fountainhead AiMm
No let-up in terrorism: The world must unite

Investigate or Contact the Character Behind this Review:

david@mattjacobson.com
- public reality hermit
- creator of Zen Santa, coming this holiday season to a youtube near you,
- creator of Napoleon Lives, coming within 4 years to a big screen in video-free format, and within 6 years to a big screen in Feel-A-Round,
- creator of the Martial Judaism school of Judaism as a martial art school,
- creator of the Omnip movement to initiate a global Think and Grow Rich philosophico-political revival,
- naval-gazer in his own mind,
- self-aggrandizing wood-bee fire&buzz ideological architect of 2012 us pres. electn 之胜利,
- failed asiaphile, entrepreneur, realityplay choreographer, social commentator, neomensche,
- etc.

* May this post serve as a laser beam that pierces the soul of one BoRAT on this bratvurstoffal world, and induces him to repent, perhaps by way of using these earnings to compose funny videos to educate them or if you really have all the balls you claim them, and then perhaps become opUN Secretary General. And I may note to my blog readers -- m not BoratJ; m为anti-BoratJ! [Sorry the blog experiments, among others, in the creation of a new language for those who colonize Mars, as reader-friends SG & GW correctly guessed.] CU next Weds 下周三再会 in ... marszion

** Cum here means "with", as in the Latin academic honors Cum Loudly, Enormous Cum Loudly, and Orgasmic Cum Loudly.

This post and it's author's websites' content are entirely his property and may not be quoted without attribution to him and ideally a chai5.

Final Note: I'm sure Sacha Baron Cohen is a perfectly nice, kewl, charming guy, and I'm sure we will have a cordial relationship when our social circles bring us together in person, and I do not wish him any harm in real life, though I do wish him to see the error of his prior perspective, and the purpose of the hyperbole herein is to help achieve that result. G-d is iron, we resemble hash-m, and life is funny when we're not being forged. L'chaim.

Posted by matt at 04:44 AM | Comments (1)

November 08, 2006

congrats 2 the election winners

now let's keep r eye on the ball:

let's stop financing
(sorry, sometimes we must wrestle with Godwin's Law:)
nazis
and let's take care of our borders.
i won't suggest “bruce li tricked thee”-type bold experiments just yet. And what ever happened2 darfur anyhue...

Let america remain united, improve herself and the world, and make good music

Posted by matt at 05:16 PM | Comments (0)

welcome 2 join us @ Borat today (weds) 23:15

rsvp once again please.

Culrutal Leanings of SBC for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Op

Posted by matt at 04:46 AM | Comments (0)

welcome on saturday 11/11, 22:00- , 2 party like it's 32sens.2006

i'll show up at Back Room on 102 ("neither drink nor smoke") Norfolk by Delancey. joining other kewl ppls' party; thanks 2 the organizers! please let me know if you plan to make it onegaishimasu

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November 07, 2006

CanadiAiMm chai^5

adonai elohehem(sp?) emet

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November 06, 2006

土生土长的高命人tu sheng tu zhangde Chai ren : Chaibrid from age 8 days

土tu3 dirt
生sheng1 birth
长 zhang3 grow up
高 gao1 chai/tall
命 ming4 life/fate
高明 gao1ming2 wise/enlitened

smug alert in season 10 is pretty kewl 2.
the technology is 2 tough 4 m 2, & it fits nicely with this ballygone

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sheare idiosea

has moved to a box that better reflects the idiot oppostit.

and may the bubetube bcum still boober

Posted by matt at 09:12 AM | Comments (0)

dvd's r not truth

i enjoy the omletsplan from all angles, and i remain full of clutzpah with my wild and crazy messyantics. and it really annoys some people. they REALLY want me to JUST do something else, even though they won't let me know exactly what.

"don't be the idea man!" "just use it to be successful" "don't burn your bridges, and don't write off all you have done" "use your real strengths" "you are great, and you are smart, and you have so much potential, so just please stop all this!" "just make a small contribution by making the material progress for society, and perform mitzvot and live a happy normal life in community"

you should do that. i "should" do that. and ... look ...
i make mistakes, all the darn time. many times a day, like clockwork, and there r days when i'm only right twice. i am no great man. and yet i have a silly fantasy. what to do? cry? despair? give up? HOW?

where are the carrots, rather than just the sticks?

feeding my "ego" with compliments is not enough, sorry. you need to
present me with a more compelling alternative, and you need to build your arguments on sound philosophical and historical foundations, and your presentation of your pitch has to accord with the principles you say. where's the "here's a BETTER lifestyle choice, and here's why and how"?

so to the critics I say: thank you for your feedback. you are my true friend! unllike those who just shy away, you face the issues and address them with me. thank you! please keep offering me the gift of criticism! i will try to do better. i m ... a work in progress. to elevated dialogue among true friends, l'chaim

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if jewe do 2 well

borat's gonna kick ursass down

andjewelriseagain

rip tvg & pf
keep the pma, hr

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November 05, 2006

至zhi AiE zhi xin之心： letter to e-maidenheaven

AiE,

U are perfect the way u r. Stay happy. Most people are GOOD, AND they will only show most other people (including
you) the greedy and superficial side of themself. Because they have been hurt, and been disappointed, and they are scared. After the elephant has forgotten he is chained, you can take away the chains and he will still not run away. We accept people (and ourselves) as they are, and do the best we can. We stay focused, kewl, and chai, with the AiMm of community, creation, and justice. Add oil! <Gambatte kudasai!

Ol,
:D

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an early rabbi

was the mDJ ... what was his name? of the 98.7 Kiss Rap Attack or 104.3 WBLS Mastermix on 10-1 Friday and Sat nites in my juth... ...
who said:
"And please remember, 'Persistence ALWAYS(allweighsAlaweeds) overcomes REsistance..."
and
"Any phool kin lern frum his owned mistakes, but it takes a WIz magne, or a weis gal like u, to learn from the mistakes made by others."

2 which ewe may add:
"& the adept can train hier ming
to experience the benefits of medications without the risks of ingestion."

Op was, last nite at the anniversary of a wonderful couple and a reunion with old bruthas&sistas, referred to as "the movement to bring Napoleon Hill back to life"

Eye need a Faq & just a faq...and AiMm...

l'chaim

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write ur own tao-rah

i have such feint memories of this it could well b a dream, but i seem to ecall learning in my '03 (studies and flirtations with greater observance) that there was a time when each J had to do so ...
or was it meDrash?

shouldn't blog in own name ... well, `1/ it's not my name :p
2.y r u reading my bolg anyhue . go away
3.STOP READING THIS. GO AWAY. DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE FOR YOU!
4....
5.by his lifedeath he earned his “real” name.
6.letsplan
7.om....
8.mwa
9....?

how long shall they kill our profits, while we stand aside & look. Some say it's just apart from it. eWe go to fulfill d omletsplan.

Mindsurance Agent meeting report:
attendance: Senior Authority, fa Samurai, Onegluv, MindsurAg, DVD
the Samurai said: omletsplan is preposterous.

Burning bridges:
The omletsplan is a risky, speculative play, and as such it deserves to be positioned in the speculative part of the balanced livestment portfolio.

Not going to give it up.

Senior Authority said he doubts feasibility, and I affirmed I take his concerns quite seriously.
But then he also doubted the dbutterflight was due merely to j.
And that Ghandi had subsuperheroic meinkampfuntroll powers.

J's were barred from jobs on account of J just decades ago, and Ops should be accorded some basic respect, even e(w)e.arly adopter.
SAuth: value problem or logic problem?
Dvd: show m the $!

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Your formal writing style, politeness, etc. is proper, and mine is not, and you can feel free
to consider me a fruitcake and ignore it all, retain the practical parts and shed the gregarious
excesses from consciousness, or absorb it all and appreciate the transformality that accords
with the doctrines of "act to address practical business matters; communicate to the heart" and
"build community everywhere."

I suppose the best course of action is for you to send your resume, and I will post some relevant
comments on my blog and send you a link.

Posted by matt at 06:56 PM | Comments (0)

born in sinthesis , nact ofr sinthesis hypertheoasis

Micklow or Mickler or something one time almost drew me into fisticuffs when he harangued me in the stuy halls in 10th, and later he would show me a REAL curriculum, including, among others, The Trial, Zen Mind Beginners Mind, Candide, and others i failed to get to (no doubt to my great detriment) like Flaubert, etc.

m not object 2 being called a "SoUthPaRk J"! (Or "BoRAT J" :P) NuMeDeaJ?

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November 04, 2006

for clarification: as with gruVe-mooVs

or cinematographic or "realET"productions not yedt preleased,
ANY resemblance betweixt chars living ro Td aughttsa b considered...
pure (if perhaps a tad kismetological) quinkedink.

including THIS (mvs, v->m, dvd, life, bog blog book and\\\ sentience

and when they say it 2 spiritwill, m yue no just mediabiz,
and when they say it 2 cummerseal, m yue no just medium,
balanced chai r

Posted by matt at 04:26 PM | Comments (0)

yes it is a

cultur l its own.

and an instruction manual 4 certain ppl in crtn intrsting conditns 4 crtn nurealitez

even if some r more interesting or meaningful than others...

obtuse.

and remember to conduct such rituals as dives into very mystical ... places od mind, & new prspctvs ... lik 2 musicson @ same time,

and i was up all nite redesigning & trying cln up & still not dun truth unfolds nicely chai

Posted by matt at 06:47 AM | Comments (0)

m Dvd-it keeps the drama rolling irl

the drama of living actively, alertly, in the present, with gratitude, care/concern, a real feeling of balance in the body, from head to toe, or butt when i'm sitting. the practices support it -- the rituals to keep track of all the *little things* to do to keep not just keeping up, but ... ALWAYS ADVANCING! ("holding life by the nose, and kicking it in the ass", as the great P said, tho i would say "staying focused, kewl and chai",
because we r not on the battlefield and must enjoy our opportunities for humor.

UC friend sheng personally knew wang fei's husband dou wei who i rocked out to back in the bj day,(& angela from hk office personally knew wang fei) & r mutual friend chris's school in taiwan had the motto: study is like boating against the tide -- if you're not advancing, you're falling behind! 学如逆水行舟--不进则退。

and i sometimes do slouch, and i sometimes do get slightly off the track, and i sometimes FORGET MY OWN NAME ... until it dawns on me, one way or another, that m david! and then i remember ... david ...
o~~~~~~m,n~~~p,o~~~~~~mnip, and i'm if not instantlyWIDEAWAKE! then at least the balancing and other parts of the body are waking up to neomenschleheit (sp?) and its kinesthetics, etc...

I'm sure Joestru~~mmmmr 4got his ming名可明 2 somex. Didn't seem 2b anoverwhelming issue 4him. It's funny though. Esp whenI just meet sb and tell my name & have 2 correct mself!:p THey r ... well, let's just say it raises questions similar to the manner in which Aln Lvnsn suggested our sharing of r subjective experiences could raise unnecesary questions. Alas... nominal object oriented life programming?

Eye also like to use mm reminders, surrounding the senses with things to be awear4, like incense (which m trying 2 incorporate into pr4m "b/c m incensed!" :p [not 2 mention the horny (h)[alo(e]-met))]), tiger balm (or comparable sprays), lotions, cologne, (!! !!)usic!!!, the feel of the things i wear (esp the omloops), the sight of ... items that are parts of the new life, yoga and other stretching and brief martial arts form drills, and basic exercises, and blades, and the reflections of the characters that "normal" people in the world r encountering when they ncountr zensAn characters. Dats big. And the responses from ppl that stick w/ me ... the people who were&RRR really inspired by all of this, and my own inspiration ... ah, and deep breathing! and mere consciousness of breath ...and my own inspiration, and how deep that was, and how i have the loops to give me instant access to that at any time now ... THEY"RE HEREE!!!!!
fundamentally that's IT. that's all i really need, is the loops ... is paper clips ... so ... as long as there r paper clips out there, we're good. even if the pinkies were taken ... missing pinkies would be at least as meaningful (but we need not go there) ... ... ....
and light -- access too it, light levels and texture, and sun, and appreciation of the visual beauty of things, and when the breath is deep i recognize the need to keep my sinuses clear, which is one of the mundane habits i got in the habit of taking care of b4 all this began...

and the flatulent mind* bate astering herein is tieing all the past-present into the new present-future.

* a biopic that is more realistic than howard stern's autobio, starring russel crowe (or mel gibson)

oh and the chai of putting it in u, my beloved!

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November 03, 2006

Welcome to NewOps: Mindsurance Agent, the 4Founder, the J-SpiritTaoists, and other Dear Friends!

Vilkommen, Bienvenu, huanying guanglin, Irasiaimase! (and would you believe I don't know how to say it in hebrew!!)!

On July 15, 2006 I had an interesting experience with a couple of paper clips. Quite soon thereafter I found I had become a founder of both a new martial art as well as a nouvelle intepretation of an ancient approach to the problem of 42. Next was a new career in media production, with huge chunks of the content already available, and with profound political implications. Then a way of understanding it all in terms of the course of History. Not too long after all that, this blog began anew. While some are more skeptical about small or large parts of all of this course of events that I refer to as the OmletsPlan, I like to think that ... Einstein was right when he said (and I'm paraphrasing here) "the only important question is: 'Isn't life grand?'" One of my answers to that is: "Allah hu Akhbar", and my final answer is more along the lines of Omnip .com...

Stay kewl,
M :D avid J, aka "WizM", the uberhubristic nyc boy behind the subsuperhero character AiMm, and producer of Zen Santa, Napoleon Lives, and other creative works coming soon to stages near u2b

Chai Tsum(sp?) Leben (hat tip: MA)
L'Chaim

Posted by matt at 06:31 AM | Comments (0)

son of a lion as in zion?

matisyahu ... ....rocks! i luv i jah yeah, and i'm leaving this babble on ... anonanon!

after i bumped into mick jones in a london club i went to a fantastic show of only punk covers of the Police, and it was such a treat because unlike in the US ewe could not only slam dance and ride the crowd but also stage dive, and when i jumped, the crowd had scattered, and i landed on my wounded knee (sorry forgot to thank the 2 lovely young ladies who escorted me @ the hospital and indulged my offensive jokes).

i recently encountered a sci-fi book by a "touched-by-fire" writer who is supposedly hubristic on a level comparable to m and writes of ... rather interesting possibilities, and who lives like a hermit. but i can't find it yet.

And to the Op who thought speed was involved in the "sense of well being", I'd emphasize* that I believe it's possible to be a medication user and not abuser, even if it takes more risk and trust in individual responsibility (that of oneself and/or others) than most people dare *plor.

good thing there's no such thing as aiand
that the looney's don't run the Academylum

*rip, HBB!

chai sou desu ne, it's so confusing! ai wonder what they're saying, and what this all means: ach du mein got, mein schlishel sind fort. je rencontrez trois escargot qilles son allez cartabludeau, e don lepres, trois limacons, o pre du ma blonde qu'illes fait bon fait bon fait bon, o pre du ma blonde qu'illes fait bon fait bon fait bon dor mir ..., and keep it on the positive ... magnetic
......induction...

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Stan Kyle Cartmanoon Wars & Kenny

Please consider season 10.

And now for a message from our sponsors: Wouldn't sHitler have been better off with holirollers? (Code: MJNY)

Will Smith took on the violence in Philly. NH's partner was killed when they tried to take on real crime, and NH had to back off. I've known entrepreneurs who had to back off their timely projects due to unexpected car explosions.

RIP Joe and Joebrutha Dvd

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l'chaim

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l'shma

was my answer when asked ...y...
hang dirty laundry out 2 dry.

i've shared the "sleeping with meinudes" midrash with a passionate former cocoon and with a "skeptic" who ops with his "gf" and got a "huh?" and a "or so he says!"

hillel u jah

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q's comments, pcriticism & feedback

r highly appreciated, my dear fellow condensations of ether

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to those who doubt RoP theory

y为何不 w 曰 RoP"伊为和“?
b/c psychology works thusly:

we have logical levels of consciousness ranging from our physical sensations to words that chunk these to abstract concepts and values and eventually we get 2 r most fundamental identitties.

犹斗困兽tragicomic b cagedwisdom.com
voilatear

top 2 shanghaikneesfraises:

"bangbangmang" : gimme a break!
"tao jianghu" : stir the glue

realItease hearnovercs anamonamisa'ez, anamon

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borat's omnip

people treat a diplomat from kazakhstan w/ respect,
even when he kisses their lips, pokes their genitals,
and suggests barbarity is really the good old days,
cuz he got autodipshtick immunity.
yo my man not in Khazak, the JOKE's on U jack!!

the borat phenomenon photoopportends the transition

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November 02, 2006

dueling devils

is mj's favored method for resolving conflicts ang oes as foloows"

party A advocates party B's stated "real" poosition,
i.e., plays the deul's advocate.
party B must2 take A'ms position.
And whoever argues the case more persuasively to the audience by CD,
can lay claim to VICTORY if, after 3 days consideration, he still advocates his original position. If he modifies it, he is a HERO!

xshully i also wanna c a wiki-wiki-wiki-off!
jes like the walk-off, or rap-off-the-roof-is-on-fire,
ye know, 1 starts w/ a statement, 2 does not start a revert war (dumbobl), but rather adds his modifications that tell it in his way, and updates are regular, each and each, ongoing.

ain't no assafistpacifist neitha,
mo' of an "asifist"realist

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w oxen like d's

Dem no nah need no inconsisent ..... c's

si mian ju ge
is when obl's ovalo'd

when they dance the hora ora
obl ivius

qiansibanwange chou pi jiang bideguo
bai wange zhu ge liang.

i need 2 find a certain proven renminyingxiong& fashioner David,
who by mca escorted mom 1st. we met in beijing summer '94, where i violated the language pledge just to have a nice convo with a respectable gentleman, as the others violated it to drink & pao炮 to motivate their higher goals no doubt.

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m was accused

of inventing a xin wen
(by which he did not kiss mean)

when really e was inventing a neojeux
of musical chai rs

m was also accused
of boyling the oshin
or being long con fused

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chaos complexity

and computers

physics (& bio&chem) is not just 4 poets any more

ewe must learn

jc its a supercalafragilisticexpialla islam km l'chaim

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leshast只怕占

不怕慢moore speedos

Welcome, new op Prophet&Loss, who m jiao "the rock."
The "naturally" chai ... take it in stride ;) take a bow.
JS he's in thare witcha.

Tho simtimes like 2day w/ the mindsurance mensche eye feel like
asked 2 explain m strategy in 5D chess game whilst aite zhan zai yi zhi jiaoshang 对方站在抑制脚上.

Easy ru pai如派 as 3.14markedcards singin a lullaby

如 语"过佛: 吾答"不大"不大"

on m own diym? i do what i can but it's a .comunithy venture, so thanks 4 ur spiritual, emotional, logical, practical, and financial fish, & ewe'll have the fish jar ready 4 y'all sewn nao

come on AiMm&mist&-AiMm&mistwhite america

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November 01, 2006

actually i have met others like m

one Aln Lvnsn was talking to his friend in THE SAME *bk where i met dbutterfly, and he was relating his ... what we might describe as the kind of subjective experiences that make others ... have deep questions ... if u try to share them. i tried to befried him and explain i'm in the same boat and share wisdom, and he was appreciative and respectful, but even he was a bit shy (and did not send me an email even though i left him my email address), or just busy and so completely happy with the progress of his approach and my sentiment that he did not feel he had anything to offer m. i'm not sure if he is the same Aln Lvnsn who had revealed what a frickin superhero he is when he, personally, militarily, and financially (no doubt charitably!) accomplished, also took the time to achieve additional good when speaking on a panel with Todd Gitlin and others at the Carnegie Endowment for Peace (something like that) a year or three ago.

indeed ewerall notso dissimilar!

along with the "from the futre?" question previously mentioned, there are also less favorable reactions. sometimes fear. sometimes ... patronizing condescension -- m was once compared (by a highly respected authority on life) to seinfeld's kramer, and he found it amusing and agreed partially, and suggested (1) also like (Kudlow&) Cramer! :p, and more important (2) eclecticist he is, while Kramer could conceivable conceive of the omletsplan, the difference would be in the execution :p

and hey obl is running over(the)tops 2, it's just that he's trying to break shit and kill people, while m trying to make goods and heal and connect people (make omlets without smashing eggs).

hey PAMP-dog, u realize that along with ur MP obligations, u r gonna have significant responsibilities vis-a-vis bringing in the faguo vote,
and u 2 (hope ur tuned in by now) hm8yuegroom & honoraryj (for which term i would just assume substitute 'op'), if u can help out, onegaishimasu.

this afternoon on the great lawn a gentleman of perhaps 70 years named Curt was seated on the park bench reading an intellectual Commentary magazine, and thereby elected to receive a certain first ever cold campaign pitch. he had a nice discussion with a boy in a santa hat, colored paperclips hanging off his sunglasses, a leather jacket, a nice business shirt with some high-tech gadgetry about it, black pants, some hi-tech and colorful wheeled footwear, oh yes and a chai neckace. the boy was holirolling back from a visit with a certain manner of insurance agent who writes of exercise without the gym and of loving thy neighbor as oneself. the boy asked the senior citizen (and may we consider that to be a term of respect and dignity) "if u were offered a million dollars to speak at a forum where you had to lay out precise predictions for how current issues will play out, how would you predict current trends play out." his position was not unlike that of a certain 2xduty 'nam fighter pilot. we'll work it out, but it will take something truly terrible to shock us to our senses, is what they believe. the boy said "u and the vet, also a noble and honorable man, CAN accept this undefined HorroUr->Resolution Theory, whereas a 31 year who has his whole life ahead of him cannot." and the omletsplan was outlined. and Curt explained his skepticism, and that he grew up in Austria, and the rest of his family was murdered by a certain sHitler et al,
and he alone survived, made it to the US, and thrived here! i said i understand and would expect such hardships to color perceptions a bit, and as an exceedingly privileged and silly boy i can wear "rose-colored" glasses and indulge in a bit of hubris, and entertain the posibility of a more favorable path, and again referenced omletsplan. he put on his exceedingly funky glasses, and repeated his stance that i would refer to as limited optimism. i clarified that i'm david and that all m really asking 4 is '12 vote. "if u run" he affirmed "b/c u r a realist."

Hey soon co-resident (& eventual az pres) MdJ, we need to Borat dis funky shtuff, know what i mean ;)

i was not even sufficiently quick on the draw 2 leave him w/ a card, but he had enough 2 chew on, as did eye.

then i failed to buy a desktop (b/c staples was unable to deliver even what they claimed to have on sale, so i had a heart-to-heart w/ Cain and explained my skepticism about r whole relationship, but i bought an 8 gig portoHD 4 $120, and was almost at the Fedex shop by the time i noticed it was in my hands and i had not paid! i grabbed some kid and asked him to b my witness that i was voluntarily returning it to them and not trying to escape, and when he assured me i would be ok, i holirolled it back to staples, got on line to pay, and when i got to the front i told Nina "Even as some large retail establishments apparently like to steal from me, and i could get away scott free, I am voluntarily taking back this item to pay for it."
(I sent in the rebate materials to staples and i'm not sure ... .
AND, Radio Shack just plain stole my $ (failed to send me the check they repeatedly promised me for my old broken Rio mp3...)
In Circuit City, the guy tried to sell me on a $529 260 Gig, 1024MB HP desktop with pretty much the works. He also showed me the kewl screens (and my 2 tiny tvs r worth about $20 each), and almost had me go for both desktop and monitor (to be expeident), and he tried to sell me on their "firedog" IT services, attracting me with a vision of a big VPN to do much better telecasts, etc., but when i demanded their service contract and saw how little it promised and how vaguely it promised it, i explained my concerns so clearly that the salesman wanted to know the name of my company, and he explained he used to work for doubleclick... and i got the sense that i better find better deals online or something.

Then I called Citibank and chewed them out for sending me letters nagging me to take care of something I had already taken care of, and in those letters not even including certain info that would have been useful to take care of the matter even if I had not ...

#5 suggestion for teshuva (BJ had a list of 4, the last, from the baby talmud, referencing change of name and city; all emphasized deeds of lovingkindness, and sincere repentance): ew m exercising r domains? :p

keepin it on the positive... and Tyrone and Jay Park and Tony and Justin and Reggie Dauphin, and Sam K ...

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my greatest class

i know v privileged, and some things make me feel tremendous gratitude of being privileged among privileged, such as a prticular class* in jrchai, GL, where we studied the basics of 6(?) yuyan. Dr Reinsomething? You did an excellent job, and if you are the academic entrepreneur behind that class, exctra chai5s 2 u,

ren shang you ren

m shang you dao

every school should quit the current regimen and introduce this concept -- don't jump into 1 year in a language! do the basics of SEVERAL for a few months each -- that's plenty of time to cover enough of the basics of structural differences (and btw, HM, i assume u r on top of this, but it's obviously gotta include asian languages!) between language, and all the hints that suggests about cultural differences! THIS is the "multiculturalism" we seek.

Chai-5s also 2 Gern (Weber Social Structure V Communitas, levels of meaning of poetry, types of gift giving, sheesh, who needs college?),

Grist (psych was phantastic! u may know i push the school to (and the enlightened and helpful and admin was nice enough to) give me the psych AP in its first year of release, and i got the chai-5. not in college, but i continued study & experiment

Garskof good stuff, well done, stock market game was great, thx 4 the rec, & i chose E 4 college zhuanye (and they were generally too 'intellectual' 4 me), and GooG's doing better 4 me than UAL back then ;)

hm Evolution guy... dignified name, but it slips my mind. that was a great class, well taught!

(note i'm skipping the guys whose stories r previously told)

Eytan Berkovich self culture society, nice
All the Western Civ gang,
Cai & rest of the chinese gang,
Econ too, even the grad student who i would have understood better had he spoken in chinese :p

i'll skip psych/philo/relig-type stuff 4 now, though they r certainly no less signif, and merely because they can more tolerate subtlety of the expression of their dignity (daoh!)

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to my beloved e-index card

when the battles* are over,
and i try to rest,
and m mind slips to "reality",
i'll either have poetry,
or i'll put it in u, baby

*wouldya believe slr is even in here, rock on

Art of Noise - Seduction of Claude Debussey: "Any effort to ...

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if i violated ls suggestions

and emulated ls actions, & bengoshi'd, i'd hav 2 b disbard! :p

ifewe wanna write comedy, rlife b8r b punny 如Fe!

e mayb 误工盖世天下最卑鄙babypuniest magne in whirl

refresh more n so [strap down get ready] b refreshed!

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the challenge

perceived on the road down 10th street w/ A+G ,Ds,Shmuels@sshouse,
was 2 bring sth good back.
repeated in verbal form 2 me by co-dvd this may?June?
achieved 7/15/06. omloops.

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if u throw ur mind

in the ocean w/o its permission
2 teach it to swim,
u may stub ur toe,
or otherwise discover this is not
generally considered by the most sensible
parties of our age,
to be the ideal approach.
perhaps love thy neibor as thyself or sth like that applies,
as long as u can be truthfully taught that no gap lies after the app.

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proof (4 stragglers) is when

ewe, n most holi-balanced state consider such pumor,
is not just "kawaii" (japanese incessant "cute") butt "really quite funny, and not just b/c of our relationship/situation".

such has happened already, frum voices i trust, and motivated achievements to date. (thanks, friends!!!!!) expect only accelerated appreciation

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buy overtops.com

buy overtops.com

transition hidden (n yidden) n plane site

these not a bit 2 punny?

if maybe a little half-pi-chai, can ewe not notice a certain beauty?

get loopy

naphill 13 keys to riches
gotta make the myspace page 4 omloops;

and gotta do >= weekly progress reports / meetings 4 all subsidiaries! onegaishimasu

every bro/sis shld b ev bro/sis' km system

chai is in the ether and embedded in monitor & keyboard r cams.
we seek to live up to our avatars.

the uman conditn of apparent psychophilo angst;
would not have if all perfect in world.
All perfect AND need help of community to help community to proper potential.
Perhaps we relive r lives as actors paid to play the parts we play, iteratively, not knowing at any particular iteration who is an actor and who is “really” the part. Which is y wemans need to “test” eachother. oh dao! [quiet, homer] {life is to make new textoreal harmony by old text right new add yeshivasaurus ... rex?}

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镜子录像无分的为君子

有没有这个说法?

要考虑到自己，对方，第三者，整体，上帝之各方面的观点。能帮人扩大自己意识范围的工具，什么字可以用来表示?
yao kaolvdao ziji, aite, disanzhe, zhengti, shangdi zhi ge fangmiande guandian. neng bang ren kuoda ziji yishi fanwei de gongju, shenme zi keyi yonglai biaoshi?

is there an expression like "the prince leaves no gap between mirror and camera" ? (ol: or is that that another white man's fortune cookie :p; i'm really gonna have to start marketing fortune cookies in china one of these ...)

what's the best chinese term for a consciousness expander? heck, what's the best english term?

the name , AiMm~~~ betweem "aim" I'm" and "om~~~", chai, sou desu (japanese 4 "icyes, so t'is")

pinyin has internal consistency, simplicity, and is a compromise between the rep systems of different nations. m tends to use traditional chars and even classical forms

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if ur gonna baj

mit aswell perform!

this is just in case at some time in the distant future i should accidentally stumble upon ... achieving something of some lasting significance in this life. [the first and nearly only thing i got to obsvere about my natural zufu (who may still, at 96ish years, huo) was that he wrote of David and Goliath].. there may be some indication of an early recollection of the stated self-measure of matters of significance. perhaps the blog is a confessional. perhaps it's ...

i write ("say") too much, and now owe a tremendous pennance of action? no, i have accomplished much expression by the "pen", and now have the chance to fulfill the promise, in realityplay活场huochang (i invented this just now(?) to mean) field of life演出yanchu perf

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"Genuine Jade

The Heavenly Stone

JADE is highly prized by the Chinese. It is called a TOKEN OF GOOD FORTUNE...TALISMAN AGAINST EVIL...SYMBOL OF LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND LONG LIFE... Its ever coolness soothes pain, and mental strain. Indeed a prized possession."

Wow! That's what chased the jade that chased the ZenSanta hat my father bought for two zuzim. Perhaps because I told the nice sellers that I was going to use it for this purpose.

In chinese:
Bao3 is treasure.
Yu4 is jade.

Prof. Chao named me "Jia Ke Sen" to sound like my name, and it can be construed to mean "overcomes great obstacles (like the forest)", but Chinese people concluded that I was a beetle (jie ke chong) or Michael Jackson (Jie Ke Xun), so I emphasized "I'm surnamed 'Jia', as in Jia Baoyu," the playful boy of the classic of Chinese literature, " Dream of the Red Mansion." Finally I gave up on the explanations and just shifted my identity to ... Jia Baoyu! Jia is homonymous with "fake" anyway! And when I was wicked, I pretended that the characters were those homonyms meaning "Quench Desire." Later I would change it again.

When I was younger I would sometimes walk another line; now I prefer to one between past-present, and present-future

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y mind the rebbe's willingness

to indulge in m&M (messyantic) games.
and y mind JC's little indulgences?
it was in good pun, and did melt in their mouths, not in their hands, after all.

i mean JC, if the southpark teacher and his bf mutually consent, and use a safeword, i c no harm if they enjoy their bdsm games.

i don't think the rebbe or JC were particularly into bds (maybe a little into m), so they didn't even need 'safeword'.

"Judge not lest ye be judged" is sometimes abused as an excuse for inaction and muteness. Judge! Do! Learn! Say! L'chaim!

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best line from first date with DButterfly

sorry this entry is late, but it was funny:

(DB: "Doesn't it embarrass you that I said that?")

"Oh yeah, beneath the silly putty and behind the wires hanging down from my head, my face is beet red with embarrassment." :p

Media is slowly coming together. Happy hallowedweener.

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